Sunday, June 10, 2007

Destiny's Child - Survivor



I have only 2 things to say about this album:


1. Actual lyrics to "Independent Woman Part 1"

The shoes on my feet
I've bought it
The clothes I'm wearin
I've bought it
The rock I'm rockin
I've bought it


What I heard:

The shoes on my feet
I farted
The clothes I'm wearin
I farted
The rock I'm rockin
I farted


2. Lyrics to "Bootylicious"

I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while I shake my ass


Lyrics to "Nasty Girl", the very next track:

Shakin' that thang on that man, lookin' all stank and nasty
Swore you look cute girl in them dukes, booty all out lookin' trashy

Hypocrtical? I say yes.

Favorite track: "Independent Woman Part 1"
Favorite Lyric:"Nasty put some clothes on, I told ya
Don't walk out your house without your clothes on, I told ya. Girl what ya thinkin' bout lookin' that to' down, I told ya.
These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you
nasty girl"

1 comment:

SM said...

I know you're not ready for this jelly.